Whispers From Rock Bottom . Karma is a Mother Fucker but Rock Bottom is a Good place to start from.
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The old adages, “you make your bed you sleep in it. Or, if you would like to get more biblical; “You reap what you Sow.”
The main course of this diatribe is the lesson;
Karma is a Mother Fucker,
but
Rock Bottom is a great starting place to push up from.
This can include Acquaintances, Friends, and yes, even family members.
No one; and, I do mean, No One is exempt from this lesson.
Note to Self; A lesson is not learned unless there is pain or monetary loss!” If you have Both Pain and Monetary loss that usually means you are a real Asshole and are getting exactly what you Deserve!
Let’s get started shall we?
You ever have one of those days where you actually get to see Karma come up behind someone that you have spent a lifetime attempting to help, mentor, motivate properly and just improve their lives for no other reason than to be a friend or help another human being? Then you realized all that time was WAISTED !!!!!!!! On a person not worthy of your Time or Effort…. It was Stolen from you, and nothing of value was returned with the exception of the lesson that You should not attempt to help this Turd rocket do anything ever again?
This is the type of person whom will never be willing or able continue giving that gift on to the next viable apprentice in life worthy of a helping hand, which of course as previously stated was initially extended in friendship, In an attempt to help a brother, friend or family member out. Attempt create a upstanding citizen, whom could then Stand on his own Two feet and could foster the future generation with hope, knowledge, and proper Guidance.
All things are lessons:
As everyone goes through life, eventually you will be saddled with some homeless, jobless, couch surfing naredowell. A certifiable asshat whom is not teachable, coachable and has no intention of actually listening to you or anyone else. He just relies on your charity, good will and support . in short nothing more then a parasite.
Let me rephrase that. Not willing to Learn, Adapt, Overcome some of the minor discrepancies in their programing. They are in fact their own worst enemy.
As a person whom wants to help others achieve their goals, you have to understand the ramifications of having this character defect and actually giving two shits.
First it takes away from the shits that you can give to others.
Secondly; it forever reduces the amount of shits you are willing give to any other person in a similar predicament.
A situation such as this is like taking on a pet rattle snake; whom in the right light is beautiful, but you always know; It will bite you when given the chance, because that is the nature of the animal.
It is at that point you will have a choice. Continue banging your head on the wall of life and get the same results , which is the definition of : INSANITY or the other option is Cut Away. Let the Cards fall and watch the Shitshow play out how it will. Enjoy the bright flames and fiery crash and what or who ever walks out of that bonfire is a survivor and will be able to try again. With our Without your help.
For the unknowing, a Cut Away is a term used in the skydiving world for when you have a bad parachute that is not working. You let it go and move on to plan B. Secondary chute and hopefully if your timing was right, land safely back on Terra Firma.
A different analogy used in fishing is either you have to fish, or cut bait.
Well boys and girls The knife is rusty and dull and brother I’m here for the fishing. So, moving on.
The Embers are lit and there about a fifty gallon barrel of gas set to go off! Grab your Popcorn and get your Large drink, find the most comfortable seat in the house and enjoy the show.
For clarification when I say, Lifetime, Shit! 10 yrs. would be a gracious estimation of personally paddling and bailing his lifeboat up the proverbial stream affectionally known as Shit creek while this particular Pariah is in the back of the boat polishing his Nike’s, Launching grenades, Drilling holes in the boat, looking at his lures and pouring buckets of water back into the bilge, leaving every other Motherfucking asshole whom has ever attempted to help him in his wake and not a paddle in sight.
Note: that there should have been an indicator…
The dubious Dimwit who’s Motto to life is “I do me! You Do You! ” Or the last statement that was blurted out “ I’m 51, not 15.” I can do what I want, How I want, Where I want, and when I want.”
A real Conceited, self intitled, Vain motherfucker that’s culmination is nothing more then a short bus riding, window licking, Crayon chewing moron. Who is more akin to plague of locust or another form of parasitic infirmity. But when the most minuscule amount of stress is applied to him and no one is around to save him from himself, he instantly reverts to his natural Form of five year old.
You know the one. when confronted with actual life this person runs, and Screams “Their picking on me, or, Their Wife don’t like me, They don’t like me because im Sober, Don’t do drugs, and I just like to work out. When those statements don’t pass the litmus test he plays the pitty party Card. My Parents Died. Or I have a learning disability!” when none of the above work… The Ace of Spades comes out. (No PUN intended) This fine fellow breaks bad into pulling the Race Card … Nobody Like me in Key West because Im BLACK!! What in the Actual FUCK just came out of your Cock Holster? Seriously ????
Let me help you homeboy. In Key west Nobody gives one rats ass about your race, creed, color , or sexual preference. You can smoke dope, jump rope and blow the pope in the same day and it wont make the news.
So, I’m Gonna raise the Bull shit flag and fly it real high on this one.
The reality of the story , the real truth for the future is that this particular subject has been about as useful as a pimple on your ball bag or butt cheek. For his entire existence on the planet. He has been Dragged along his whole life because everyone around him feels sorry for him, and wants to give him a chance, wants to help him out and yet he still blames the world for his problems.
Hey Buddy! Spoiler Alert, The WORLD DOES NOT GIVE ON FUCK ABOUT YOU!!!!! your gravy train is over. Karma has finially caught up with you. It’s grabbed you by both shoulders, bent you over a sawhorse. Rammed a Ball gag in your Suck hole, securely fastened it to the back side of your cranial vault, so no one can hear you scream and jammed a feather duster in your ass and He is going in Dry With the Biggest Dick you can imagine double wrapped in Constantine wire.
And its not because you are a man of pigment. Or your parents passed away years ago of natural causes, or you lave a learning disability . NO, No, No!
Its because you sir are an Gigantic, Magnanimous AssHole! Who has made bad investments in Multiple pairs of Nike shoes, Fishing lures, and a new suit everyday. When your investment should have been paying 4 months of back rent to your newfound landlord and current victim.
I mean you’re the best Fisherman in the world? Right? you have fished everywhere Right? Whats the actual problem? Every Boat Captain and Business owner in the FL Keys and the rest of the world cant be racist, Can they ?
You would know. You have worked for, I mean have been shit canned from every boat on the islands. Hell you couldn’t keep a business going when a friend I mean another Vitim of yours of your GAVE you a boat to start a business with for Damn Near Free ninety Free.
And you still fucked that up.
If you have not figured it out as of yet, The Problem is YOU!
End of the Sermon.
Lessons Learned
There are people on the planet who’s philosophy is Opus (Facium Stericor)
1. Find a way or make a way.
Or the other brand of asshole is
2. Find an excuse or make an eXcuse.
In my later years I’m more attuned to the axiom “Lack of preparation of your part does not constitute an Emergency on mine.”
Boys and Girls when making a command decision to help a person one may have to take in what is called Totality of the Circumstances.
So when I see a walking Shit Sock that Cry’s Poor Me, Poor Me. The sky is falling. The world is against me. No body is helping me. Or wants to Jam the Race card down my neck because he has a Giant Fucking chip on his shoulders and the world is obviously against him. Add to the fact that at the same time the aforementioned Shit sock has 27 boxes of new Nikes, Twelve thousand dollars worth of lures, touts the fact that he is allegedly sponsored by several different companies that sell fishing shirts, baits, tackle and other equipment and a models new outfit for everyday of the week.
You can say his priorities are slightly Fucked up.
Then All of a Sudden you see a GoFund me page set up crying poor me. Out OF Work Actor. I am still laughing about that one.
You have officially entered the WTF??? Zone
Hardly Makes you feel bad about the subject’s circumstances.
Just Walk on by. OR Run!
Enter the websters definition of Plague, Pariah or Parasite. Or just envision the Couch surfing shit sock whom has spent the last 30 yrs of life on the planet living off the charity of others and when that Charity runs out then all of a sudden starts talking dump truck loads of shit about the aforementioned friend /Friends and or any other MotherFucker on the planet.
Last Advise given. Your shit that is piled in your efficiency Apartment that your rent has not been paid for, Four months or so. Its Obvious that you can’t Afford to live in the keys. Sell it. Move North rent is more affordable their. Continue Ditch fishing. You wont even need a boat. This is the end of the road buddy. to help finance your trip.. Well Theres a Web site for that called Let GO. No Gas in your Car. You have twenty seven pair of New Nikes to choose from. Might I Suggest you pick the most comfortable pair.
Last Advise #Rockbottom is a great place to reinvent yourself
Good Luck on the mainland Motherfucker
#TinCup
